Challenge 1: Red Neck Hippie Car!

So, my cousin has seen a little of my work and had an idea. Could I design his wanna be car? Jokingly of course. This is his idea:

"Prius or any other "Earth Saving mini car" And lift it somehow, put huge tires on it, a grill guard with a winch, and a gun rack in the back window, dual flowmaster exhaust, and of course a roll cage, a few bumper stickers that say " Powered by real DIESEL", "NRA Member" and "Bush/Cheney '04"."

I am up for the challenge and hope this will improve myself a little.